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While we were watching Top Gear...

  • Grandma:

    "So, those guys broke up, huh?"

  • Me:

    "What? Who?"

  • Grandma:

    "The short one and the other one." (Points at James) "The gay ones."

  • Me:

    "...They're not gay, Grandma."

  • Grandma:

    "Yes they are."

  • Me:

    "No, they aren't. Hell, Richard is married. To a woman. They have kids."

  • Grandma:

    "Well, I heard on the news that they were gay and they just broke up."

  • Me:

    "What news?"

  • Grandma:

    "Facebook."

  • Me:

    "...Grandma... No."

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